Friday, December 19, 2008

We lost a good friend yesterday

Denver was our department chairman for several years. A couple of years ago he retired to spend more time with his wife and to enjoy the things he never had time to do while teaching. Less than a year ago Denver was diagnosed with leukemia and he passed away from it at 3:45 PM yesterday. Denver was a very kind soul who never had a harsh word for anyone. His humor brightened up our department lunches. Denver was a wonderful person who did not deserve the cruel fate that befell him so soon after retiring from a successful career. He was at Bartram with me from the founding of the school and his teaching inspired a countless number of students to enter the science field. Denver will be greatly missed by us all.

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Teacher of the Month (nope, not me)



Something new at the old homestead. Each month now the administration chooses a "Teacher of the Month". They get a small gift certificate and appear on our Friday news show the students put together. This past Friday the students were watching the show which is mandatory viewing by all classes while I was waiting for it to be over so I could begin the day's lesson. The teacher chosen this month repeatedly jumped up and down and squealed loudly when the principal announced the teacher of the month. One of my students looked at me and said "Oh, you've got to be kidding!" I just kept my thoughts to myself and waited until the show finally ended so I could go back to what I was actually there to do, teach.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Whew!

Well, it's getting down to the wire at school now. I am constantly bombarded with students needing makeup tests, labs, etc... I feel a little better after the chiropractor visit Tuesday. These sessions actually seem to be helping the pinched nerve but the healing is a slow process. Less pain means more sleep and more sleep means a happier Ken! I am trying my hardest to finish the year with a bang. My goal is to inspire as many as possible to pursue a career in science.

The shakeup at our school continues. People are being picked to go to other schools as we downsize the number of teachers. I refuse to worry about it. As that great philosopher Doris Day said, "Que sera sera."

In a later post I will share the latest on Pat Paulsen. His presidential campaign is really rolling along now.

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Depression

I took off the day from teaching today because I had a weekend filled with horrible dreams, little sleep, and arm aching and numbness. I think the school year detritus has finally caught up with me. The administrators and students all expect instant help and responses from me. On the other hand they always want a lot of time to respond to my requests. I feel physically and emotionally beat up. My pinched nerve pain is a constant source of torment. I got the xrays from the chiropractor and they are not good. This school year has been the most draining of my life and my physical problems just add to the frustration. I wish I had more energy and less pain but I am doing the best I can to teach. It is a depressing experience for me to know that I can no longer put as much effort into education. I have always been healthy in my earlier life and this change of events the past year is devastating to me. It tears my soul to try to pet the cats and have my arm give out. I suppose all I can do is to keep on doing the best I can. Another blog writer said that I was a burnt out old teacher. Maybe there is a lot of truth to that but I hate that it is so. I despise self-pity but I appear to be a poster child for it. I need time to heal that I just don't have now at the end of the school year.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I Am Offering My Services As A Psychic


Sometimes I scare myself with my "psychic abilities". After my March 14th post about things the district office should be worrying about instead of my blog posts, yesterday an art teacher from my school was arrested for growing and possession of pot. You can get the story HERE.
I rest my case.

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Saturday, February 02, 2008

A Science Teaching Career?


A former student asked me if they should become a secondary school science teacher. As someone with 29 years in the trenches I suppose I am a reasonable authority on the subject. I pondered the question a few minutes and then outlined to him the qualities that a person who wanted to be successful in science teaching should have. Here they are:

1) A flexible, creative, curious mind.
You must be able to challenge students in their established beliefs and modes of thinking, of getting them to think "outside the box" for a change. To do this, you have to think on your feet and to ask involved, higher order questions. Each student requires a different approach so you must change your style to suit each person's learning modality. You must keep up with the latest scientific developments and weave these into your lessons. To have your students become curious you must possess curiousity and a willingness to delve into the unknown.

2) Ability to handle high stress levels.
The morning you come in to quietly grade a set of papers is the morning that two students show up for makeup labs, one student appears for a makeup test, a parent calls to inquire why their child made a "B" instead of an "A" on their report card and wants a complete list of all assignments that child was given and their grade on each, the principal wants to see you about articles you have written in your blog about the school, a teacher comes in to borrow some supplies, and a student emails you to say they will be absent and wants to know about the upcoming test. Can you deal with all of this in the space of an hour without hyperventilating or having a coronary and still manage to get those papers graded in time for the next class? Stress is a major factor in teacher burnout. We lose good teachers because they can't handle the high stress level that is inherent in the job. The ones who survive usually do so by having a great sense of humor, another very important prerequisite for successful teaching.

3) Willingness to sacrifice time and possibly health.
You will be spending a lot of preparatory time designing and setting up labs, grading papers, typing tests, and doing all of the things that are required so the classes run smoothly. Health will become a major concern. A cold is a disaster that will throw that carefully designed schedule out the window while you languish at the doctor's office for a day and then try to get back on track after a day or two recuperating. The stress mentioned earlier takes its toll as well. I am now short a section of my abscessed colon due, in part, to this. We lost a couple of good science teachers whose health problems were probably exacerbated or caused by stress.

4) Like students and people in general.
It seems obvious but people usually overlook this simple quality. Sometimes people get into the profession who do not really relate well to people. You must be able to enjoy working with a variety of coworkers. I have been blessed over the years to have some excellent people working alongside me, but there will always be that occasional teacher or administrator who is "difficult". You may find you are working for someone who is more interested in image than teaching students. You may have a coworker or superior who views their job as a temporary steppingstone to another position and who does not want to cooperate with you in helping students to learn. There will be the occasional (hopefully rare) student who seems to be born just so they can be there to torment you in every way imaginable. Can you deal with these people acceptably and with good grace? Fortunately, most of the teachers who can not work well with a variety of personality types move on rather quickly to other lines of work. This is also true for those who really do not like students. After all, they are what we are here for so that makes them our most important focus.

5) Ability to see self-worth in teaching.
You should not expect constant accolades for your teaching excellence. I have never been teacher of the year at any school I have worked at. Due in part to my honest, big mouth and my acerbic wit and utter lack of tact with office politics, I have been pretty much passed by for such honors. This makes those special times when a student or parent thanks you for your efforts that much more beautiful. You must have the ability to defer expectations of this type and see the value of teaching groups of students who will take your training and make a real impact once they are in the workplace. I have had a few moments over the years where I did receive commendations and awards but they were never an integral part of my life. I take satisfaction in knowing the impact I have upon the minds of my students. They will leave my class with an enhanced sense of curiosity, intellectual thirst for knowledge, and the ability to think for themselves. To me that is all the reward I need. Anything more is gravy.

6) Desire to improve yourself.
Having summers off is a myth. You will take classes for graduate degrees, to enhance teaching skills, and for recertification. Most of these classes are very interesting but they place heavy demands upon your time. I have taken courses for a master degree and countless other courses over the years in a quest to be a better instructor. I paid for many of these classes myself. It is a small price to pay if you are serious about teaching.

7) Willingness to take less salary in lieu of other benefits.
If money is a primary reason for working, then teaching is not for you. I could make $7000-$10000 per year more in a research lab than I make teaching. When a lab requires additional materials it is not unusual to buy supplies out of your own pocket when needed. Satisfaction with teaching has to be more important than money if you want to be a successful teacher.

So... should you consider a science teaching career? I can't answer that for you. It was the right choice for me. I get great enjoyment from teaching, though the daily tasks and all of the challenges in this profession do take their toll. If you can honestly say that you have the characteristics listed above, then I say go for it. Otherwise, there are other fields that may better suit your talents. Just as everyone was not meant to be a doctor, everyone was not meant to be a teacher. Teaching is a special art that has many rewards in itself for those who have the temperment and the skills for it. The profession needs more excellent science teachers. Perhaps you could be one of those teachers.

Sorry if this post is not a sugercoated essay where we all sing "Kum-Ba-Yah" and praise the wonderful world of teaching. Yes, it can be a complete pain in the rear sometimes and the politics and image concerns can be more than a little insane. It is a world where good deeds are often not acknowledged and fairness is talked about but sometimes not a reality. Still, with all of its challenges it is a profession I am proud to be a part of. It is one of the few professions where you can make a real difference in a large number of people's lives for the better. If that is your goal in life, teaching is your best chance at happiness in this world.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The New Group

We began a new school term today and all three of my classes are new ones. Here are my first impressions:

The second period Biology Honors class is great! I'm afraid I scared the pee out of some of them by selling the fact that I set very high standards. Those 9th graders are easily frightened. At least I got their attention and I'm sure they will all try their hardest. Nice kids.

The fourth period Anatomy Honors group is a large class. I have the feeling that a few of the kids in that class took it thinking they would get an easy credit. Hah! I will probably lose a few of them when they realize they are actually going to have to work for their grade. Some of them appear to have a good work ethic but those few I mentioned didn't bring a book to class and basically just sat there. We do a lot of interesting things in class and have a lot of fun but when we work, we work hard. I think that a few will drop by the wayside after the first test next Monday when they fail. The others will probably do great. Last term I didn't have a grade lower than a "C" in Anatomy and I expect the same from these guys.

Sixth period Anatomy Honors class is a dream come true. Eleven students!! I'm afraid that guidance will realize this and try to cram them all into my fourth period class. That would be horrible for everyone. If I can just keep this group I will be able to end the day with a lot of contact time per student. It's a wonderful opportunity, especially for labs.

That's it, folks. Overall they are good groups. I'm going to have to step on a few in fourth period if they stay. A kick in the rear will be just the thing to get them into the swing of things. After all, it IS honors level. If they aren't honors level kids they should be in another class. I think it is going to be a good term. A number of kids left the class telling each other they thought they were going to enjoy it.

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Saturday, December 08, 2007

What Is A Teacher?


A teacher is:

1 part taskmaster
1 part psychologist
1 part guide
1 part pallbearer
1 part cheerleader
1 part policeman
1 part spiritualist
1 part friend
1 part financier
1 part clerk
1 part magician

Mix thoroughly, shaken, not stirred.
Serve cold.

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